Blind Snowman

(Rumor)

Lore & Dialog
Blind Snowman says, "Who's there? I..I've got an icicle!" Blind Snowman says, "Have you seen my eyes around?" Blind Snowman says, "I'm not dangerous. See?  I'm smiling." Blind Snowman says, "Much more of this and I'm going to become an Unhappy Snowman."

You give Blind Snowman A Perfect Snowman Eye. Blind Snowman tells you, "Hooray! My Perfect Eye!  I'll have to clean it and polish it and maybe refacet it again, but at least I have it back." Blind Snowman tells you, "Thank you, thank you. Here you deserve a reward for all of your help.  Let's see...  well not see per se...  one second." The Blind Snowman scoops up a pile of snow and casts a spell. The snow coalesces forming ice crystals that shift and rearrange as if alive. The Blind Snowman attepts to swallow the Perfect Snowman Eye, but after a lot of coughing just sticks it in his pocket. Blind Snowman gives you Neydisa Snowglobe. Blind Snowman tells you, "I can't be sure it turned out exactly right, but I hope you like it." Blind Snowman tells you, "May your bottom stay cold and your eyes stay put. Soon I'll be able to see the snow again!"

Blind Snowman tells you, "I can't believe it! It happened again!" Blind Snowman tells you, "There I was putting the finishing touches on my masterpiece. An eye so perfect, I would be able to see the individual beauty of a snowflake a mile away." Blind Snowman tells you, "I heard a crunching and sliding in the snow nearby. I'm pretty sure it was a Snowman since it said..." The Blind Snowman makes a face and says in a cold nasty voice, "Whatcha got there melt bottom? That looks like a pretty nice eye!  You won't mind if I take that will ya?  Yoink!" Blind Snowman tells you, "Then he grabbed by Perfect Eye! You have to get it back for me.  I heard him exclaim as he bounced out of hearing that he was going to use it as a third eye so he could see better to hit people with iceballs.  The Villain!" Blind Snowman tells you, "Go and find the Three Eyed Snowman and get me back my eye. And teach that no good Three Eye a lesson.  Kill him five times and maybe he will learn not to go around stealing other peoples dreams."

Retired Text
Blind Snowman tells you, "I was standing in a meadow minding my own business, taking in the scenery, when BAM I get whacked with something from behind." Blind Snowman tells you, "Shoom! Shoom! Both my eyes go flying from my head and I can't see. Then I hear two distinct voices. One was chiding the other to apologize and the other one was laughing all crazy and mean. The mean voice said that was the funniest thing it had ever seen and to shut up or it would do the same to the nicer voice." Blind Snowman tells you, "People these days! If you see my eyes around would you please bring them to me? I would be very appreciative."

Blind Snowman tells you, "I would go for a walk, but some nasty little beast stole my Peppermint Stick!"

Blind Snowman tells you, "I had a Seeing Eye Drudge, but he thought yellow snow was funny."

Blind Snowman tells you, "I'm really worried that a fire elemental might come by. Normally I could run and hide. Maybe I'll try building a snow castle."

Blind Snowman tells you, "I will not fight, for I follow the Path of the Snowflake."

Blind Snowman tells you, "One person suggested I use diamonds for eyes. I tried that and it was really pretty, but the thousand little views made me toss snow."

Blind Snowman tells you, "Perhaps you could get something from the drudges for it. I hear they love sweets."