Oolutanga, the Tusker King

Lore & Dialog
Oolutanga, the Tusker King says, "You think that you are smarter than Oolutanga. You cannot be smarter than Oolutanga, because Oolutanga is the smartest tusker ever. He is smarter than the other tuskers and smarter than most of you things too. Therefore you cannot be smarter." Oolutanga, the Tusker King says, "You like my hat?" Oolutanga, the Tusker King says, "I like the taste of the chittick. Crunchy on the outside and squishy in the middle, like jelly. Not like you, you are squishy on the outside and hard in the middle, that makes for hard eating because we have no opposable finger. Hard to pick bones out of throat when choking without the opposable finger." Grunter says, "Bobo don't shiv! He Tusker King!" Grunter says, "Bobo is the biggest and smartest tusker ever!" Grunter says, "Did you see!? Did you see!? Bobo drove away that bad old Mudmouth!" Grunter says, "Haha, you hairless types look funny." Grunter says, "I like nanners." Oolutanga, the Tusker King says, "You like my hat?" S Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "I am Oolutanga the Tusker King. You are not worthy of speaking to me. You must fight and beat our hero Mowen Udaun before you can have my magic Tusker Paw." Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "Take your group and prepare for battle in the room where I will send you. Take your time and be ready to fight our champion who is very strong. Then go through the portal there and come to the isle of testing." Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "I will bring the other tuskers to watch you in your fight." Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "Win and I will reward you with my fabled Tusker paw, I will even make sure it has its magical powers courtesy of the other who speaks like you, Ketnan." Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "Lose and your body will rot in the arena. Sorry that is the way of things around here. Make sure you armor yourself well, because your magic will help very little against Mowen."

Speaking to Oolutanga whilst wearing a Tusker Mask (Bobo's Story): Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "Well my fine tusker friend if you want the full story of how I came to be you have come to the right place, for only I know the full story for only I am Oolutanga." Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "I was a subject of testing by the virindi. A cruel virindi named Aerbax. I was once a lowly slave being tested on and treated very badly." Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "My head was knocked open many times as they played with whatever it is inside of Oolutanga's head until finally Oolutanga spoke for the first time, and since I am Oolutanga it was me who was speaking because I am Oolutanga." Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "Oolutanga was then able to do other things, like cast great powerful spells that no other tuskers could do because they were not Oolutanga. Because Oolutanga is me." Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "Then Oolutanga realized that he could be free so he left when Aerbax came back no more. Then he came here and found people living on this island. They looked squishy and tasted bad and Oolutanga almost choked on their bones when he ate them." Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "But then there were the Chittick and they were squishy in the middle and they taste good so Oolutanga eats them instead. But soon Oolutanga because he is so smart, because he is me, found that the people living here were afraid of Oolutanga cause he ate some of them even though they tasted bad and were bony in the middle." Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "Oolutanga talked to them but they were not talking cause they did not understand Oolutanga, but Oolutanga the smart tusker that he is learned their language and then spoke to them again and they listened." Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "He found out that they were more afraid of the Monouga that lived on the island in a big hole. So Oolutanga went to fight the monouga." Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "Oolutanga bested the monouga in combat and though I lost my hand because it is I who am Oolutanga he won. So he went back to the people and showed them the head that Oolutanga, who is me, that he had taken from the monouga." Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "So Oolutanga made himself king, but they talked too much and Oolutanga thought they were dumb because they were not as smart as me because I am Oolutanga. So he told them to tie a big rock to his arm where his missing hand was." Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "So then he bonked them on the head and made them more like Oolutanga. But I who am Oolutanga grew lonely and then wanted to bring others like you who are not Oolutanga to the island so that I who am Oolutanga would not be alone and the only tusker that was free and now we have our home and eat chittick because they are like jelly in the middle." Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "I just told you that story because I am Oolutanga the one who lived the story but you do not understand me because you are not Oolutanga therefore you are too dumb to understand what I say." Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "I am still lonely."

You give Oolutanga, the Tusker King Fabled Tusker Paw. Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "No really I have plenty of these. Soon I am thinking about selling them in shops, though I doubt I could make as much as I do from the money and valuables you leave behind on the testing arena." Oolutanga, the Tusker King gives you Fabled Tusker Paw.

You give Oolutanga, the Tusker King Plush Tusker. Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "What is this?" Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "Soft and cuddly like Oolutanga." Oolutanga seems to purr in a deep guttural way. Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "Warm and fuzzy like Oolutanga." Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "I, who am Oolutanga, accepts your proposal I will take you as my Queen!" Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "No no, I who am Oolutanga am making a joke at your expense, because you are stupid, and not at all like me who is the smartest, Oolutanga." Oolutanga, the Tusker King gives you Plush Tusker. Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "Your feeble stuffed dolls impress not the likes of Oolutanga the Tusker king."

You give Oolutanga, the Tusker King Tusker Husk. Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "I knew this tusker he was my brother, Doonatanga, Dodo now he is no more cause of a man named Martine. You must have known him that makes me mad." Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "You need no spells. Make it so!" Oolutanga, the Tusker King casts Nullify All Magic Other on you. Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "You need punishment. Make it so again!" Oolutanga, the Tusker King cast Tusker's Gift on you Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "I learned this from a virindi named Leopold." Oolutanga, the Tusker King tells you, "Be gone!"