Ostentatious Farmer

Lore & Dialog
Before Entering the Trap Door Ostentatious Farmer tells you, "Welcome to my grand opening! You are welcome to peruse my wares...but please, stay to the front of my shop--the heat from the fire is very strong, and I don't want you to get burned." Ostentatious Farmer tells you, "Thank you for your patronage. Now please be on your way, I have much work to do."

After Entering the Trap Door Ostentatious Farmer tells you, "How dare you nose around my house, when I expressely asked you not to? Ok, you can buy something, but after that, get out, GET OUT!"

Ostentatious Farmer tells you, "Yes, that's a good one. Take one, take them all, just hurry up with your shopping and leave my shop!"

Ostentatious Farmer tells you, "Alright, alright, alright! Give it to me and get the dickens out of my shop!"

Ostentatious Farmer tells you, "Like I said, LEAVE! GO! OUT! NOW!"