William Witty

Lore & Dialog
William Witty tells you, "What's with all the carrots, you ask? Why, I'm luring bunnies! See my slippers? Why, I was able to run all the way from the Direlands to here, fast as you can say "Lickety-split!" And I can't tell you how nice it is at the end of the day to curl up by the fire with a good book and  these slippers warming my tootsies. And ya know what? I like these so much, I have them in every color of the rainbow...Well, tell ya what.  If you bring me a little rabbit carcass, I'll make one for ya--but mind you, only one."

Rabbit Carcass
You give William Witty White Rabbit Carcass. William Witty tells you, "Ah, you're back--and you've got that bunny carcass for me? No mean feat that--those bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes...what with those hoppy legs and twitchy little noses!  Now...watch carefully." William Witty skins the bunny, cuts the pelt, and quickly sews a bunny slipper. William Witty gives you White Bunny Slipper. William Witty tells you, "There ya go! Gotta warn you though--only one per customer. What...you were expecting a pair? Silly rabbit, have you ever seen a two-headed bunny? But I already showed you how to do it--next time you find a rabbit carcass, use this slipper on it and you'll get your pair. Happy hunting and good speed!"

William Witty tells you, "Oh hello--get your white bunny slippers yet? I've gotta tell ya, it seems like everyone wants their own pair. I've had so many requests, I can't take anymore for at least a month!"

Hulking Rabbit Pelt
You give William Witty Hulking Rabbit Pelt. William Witty tells you, "My, oh my! Just look at the size of this thing!" William Witty tells you, "You say this rabbit was protecting the others? I've heard just about every rabbit story there is to tell, but this one takes the carrot cake!" William Witty tells you, "I'm no April's Fool, you must have stitched this pelt together from smaller rabbit skins..." William Witty tells you, "Hmm, no seams. I just can't get over how darn big this thing is. Ok, give me a minute and I'll have some ridiculously large slippers for you." William Witty gives you Hulking Bunny Slippers. William Witty tells you, "There ya go! One Hulking Pair of Bunny Slippers. Since you had so much pelt to work with I did some fancy stitch-work and made another rabbit face for the second slipper. Happy hunting and good speed!"